Bin Laden Found

Houston, TX. – The image of what has now been confirmed to be the elusive Osama Bin Laden has been identified in a photograph recently made public by NASA.

It turns out that the Saudi, who is blamed for the 9/11 attacks on the U.S. World Trade Center has been hiding on the planet Mars since around 2004, when the image was first captured by the Spirit Rover.

“This is groundbreaking news,” said as unnamed NASA official. “I mean, who would have thought that he would have been right under our nose this entire time? We were so busy looking for the legendary Face on Mars that we completely overlooked an actual man on Mars.”

President Bush has already asked for an increase in the Defense budget so that the US can pursue the fugitive and finally capture the man who has been a thorn in the Bush Administration’s side since 2001.

“These men are cowards who hide on our moons and our planets, and they will be brought to justice.” Bush said in a statement issued from the White House on Thursday.
“I mean, what happens if they get a hold of our Sun? Imagine if they had a huge ball of fire at their disposal.”

Mr. Bush has asked for the additional 5 billion dollars in order to build a fleet of tankers to “Bring back that terrorist and his filthy terrorist oil” from Mars. He then added, “There’s oil on Mars, right?”

-AB